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Discussion in 'alt.cellular.verizon' started by Nomen Nescio, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. David S

    David S Guest

    On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 02:43:26 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
    <ghost@general.lee> chose to add this to the great equation of life, the
    universe, and everything:

    >X-No-Archive: yes
    >
    >On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:28:06 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.org> wrote:
    >
    >>On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 19:20:36 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
    >><ghost@general.lee> posted in alt.cellular.verizon:
    >>
    >>>Can you imagine the chaos of a SUV with one of these screens, with an
    >>>adult sitting in the back seat watching a porno, and the battle
    >>>between the drivers behind him jockeying for the best viewing
    >>>position?

    >>
    >>Reminds me of one I saw a few days ago on the interstate, in the HOV-2
    >>lane. I thought he had no passenger, until I saw the head bobbing up
    >>and down by the steering wheel. At 65.

    >
    >Well, at least he was using "hands free" mode.;-)


    Damn, why'd you have to X-No-Archive that? Now alt.humor.best-of-usenet
    won't use it.

    -
    David Streeter, "an internet god" -- Dave Barry
    http://home.att.net/~dwstreeter
    Expect a train on ANY track at ANY time.
    "REPUBLICANS TRIUMPH
    TOSS GIRL OFF TRAIN"
    - headline in the 'Portland Oregonian'



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  2. Al Klein

    Al Klein Guest

    On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 02:43:26 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
    <ghost@general.lee> posted in alt.cellular.verizon:

    >On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:28:06 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.org> wrote:
    >
    >>On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 19:20:36 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
    >><ghost@general.lee> posted in alt.cellular.verizon:
    >>
    >>>Can you imagine the chaos of a SUV with one of these screens, with an
    >>>adult sitting in the back seat watching a porno, and the battle
    >>>between the drivers behind him jockeying for the best viewing
    >>>position?

    >>
    >>Reminds me of one I saw a few days ago on the interstate, in the HOV-2
    >>lane. I thought he had no passenger, until I saw the head bobbing up
    >>and down by the steering wheel. At 65.

    >
    >Well, at least he was using "hands free" mode.;-)


    I don't know - I couldn't see her hands.
  3. David S

    David S Guest

    On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 21:19:47 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.org> chose to add
    this to the great equation of life, the universe, and everything:

    >On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 02:43:26 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
    ><ghost@general.lee> posted in alt.cellular.verizon:
    >
    >>On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:28:06 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.org> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 19:20:36 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
    >>><ghost@general.lee> posted in alt.cellular.verizon:
    >>>
    >>>>Can you imagine the chaos of a SUV with one of these screens, with an
    >>>>adult sitting in the back seat watching a porno, and the battle
    >>>>between the drivers behind him jockeying for the best viewing
    >>>>position?
    >>>
    >>>Reminds me of one I saw a few days ago on the interstate, in the HOV-2
    >>>lane. I thought he had no passenger, until I saw the head bobbing up
    >>>and down by the steering wheel. At 65.

    >>
    >>Well, at least he was using "hands free" mode.;-)

    >
    >I don't know - I couldn't see her hands.


    You sure it was a her?

    -
    David Streeter, "an internet god" -- Dave Barry
    http://home.att.net/~dwstreeter
    Expect a train on ANY track at ANY time.
    "I find myself sympathizing with the Americans. Why should they buy this
    rubbish? Even we aren't buying it in any great numbers." - George Michael,
    on the declining quality and sales of British music
  4. Joe Burke

    Joe Burke Guest

    > >>>Reminds me of one I saw a few days ago on the interstate, in the HOV-2
    > >>>lane. I thought he had no passenger, until I saw the head bobbing up
    > >>>and down by the steering wheel. At 65.
    > >>
    > >>Well, at least he was using "hands free" mode.;-)

    > >
    > >I don't know - I couldn't see her hands.

    >
    > You sure it was a her?
    >

    Could it have been a guy dressed like a girl?
  5. my all time favorite is "God Bless John Wayne." I used to have it on my
    locker at work, until the Chief of Police suspended me--many years ago that
    is.
    "Real Estate Agent" <spamblockCaryRealtor@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
    news:57FCb.136024$I53.5650178@twister.southeast.rr.com...
    >
    > "Nomen Nescio" asked...
    > > Anyone with a source for the bumper sticker I saw last week that said,
    > > "Hang Up and Drive?"

    >
    > How about:
    > "I'll hang up and drive if YOU put away the newspaper."
    >
    > -Paul-
    >
    > My response to the BABY ON BOARD signs is a diamond-shapped window sticker
    > which reads:
    >
    > SO NOTED. ACTUALLY, I WASN'T
    > GONNA HIT YOU, ANYWAY.
    >
    >
  6. In article <101gbdlr9bj8adc@corp.supernews.com>
    "James M. Kelly" <jmkelly02@charter.net> wrote:

    I'm beginning to see a lot of "ABB-Anybody But Bush"

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