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my cell phone saved my ass today

Discussion in 'alt.cellular.verizon' started by R W, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. Joe Burke

    Joe Burke Guest

    > My son had to learn this the hard way. Always laying his keys down, and
    > could never find them.
    > After he locked himself out of the house twice in 40 degree weather, and
    > only had on a pair of pants, and had to wait outside for 45 minutes for
    > someone to come home and let him in, he started putting his keys in his
    > pocket where they belong.


    40 degree weather is shorts weather, its not that cold. when it gets down to
    about 40 below, then you can cry (hope your eyeballs don't freeze.)

    Joe



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  2. David S

    David S Guest

    On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 04:26:32 GMT, "Joe Burke" <jburke1NOSPAM@twcny.rr.com>
    chose to add this to the great equation of life, the universe, and
    everything:

    >> My son had to learn this the hard way. Always laying his keys down, and
    >> could never find them.
    >> After he locked himself out of the house twice in 40 degree weather, and
    >> only had on a pair of pants, and had to wait outside for 45 minutes for
    >> someone to come home and let him in, he started putting his keys in his
    >> pocket where they belong.

    >
    >40 degree weather is shorts weather, its not that cold. when it gets down to
    >about 40 below, then you can cry (hope your eyeballs don't freeze.)


    You must live in Minnesoder.

    Here in northern Illinois (as opposed to southern Illinois, which might as
    well be Arkansas) 40 shirtless is only done for longer than 10 minutes in
    the bleachers at Wrigley Field (where the wind off the lake drops it to
    zero).

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    http://home.att.net/~dwstreeter
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    Convention
  3. Joe Burke

    Joe Burke Guest

    "David S" <dwstreeter@att.net> wrote in message
    news:1ij1nvche59nepbj8791ttemt585c4bihg@4ax.com...
    > On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 04:26:32 GMT, "Joe Burke" <jburke1NOSPAM@twcny.rr.com>
    > chose to add this to the great equation of life, the universe, and
    > everything:
    >
    > >> My son had to learn this the hard way. Always laying his keys down, and
    > >> could never find them.
    > >> After he locked himself out of the house twice in 40 degree weather,

    and
    > >> only had on a pair of pants, and had to wait outside for 45 minutes for
    > >> someone to come home and let him in, he started putting his keys in his
    > >> pocket where they belong.

    > >
    > >40 degree weather is shorts weather, its not that cold. when it gets down

    to
    > >about 40 below, then you can cry (hope your eyeballs don't freeze.)

    >
    > You must live in Minnesoder.
    >


    No, I'm way up on the Canadian border in New York. So close, I can see
    canada right across the river.
  4. David S

    David S Guest

    On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 18:53:20 GMT, "Joe Burke" <jburke1NOSPAM@twcny.rr.com>
    chose to add this to the great equation of life, the universe, and
    everything:

    >"David S" <dwstreeter@att.net> wrote in message
    >news:1ij1nvche59nepbj8791ttemt585c4bihg@4ax.com...
    >> On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 04:26:32 GMT, "Joe Burke" <jburke1NOSPAM@twcny.rr.com>
    >> chose to add this to the great equation of life, the universe, and
    >> everything:
    >>
    >> >40 degree weather is shorts weather, its not that cold. when it gets down to
    >> >about 40 below, then you can cry (hope your eyeballs don't freeze.)

    >>
    >> You must live in Minnesoder.

    >
    >No, I'm way up on the Canadian border in New York. So close, I can see
    >canada right across the river.


    Almost as bad.

    --
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  5. Joe Burke

    Joe Burke Guest

    "David S" <billgates@microsoft.com> wrote in message
    news:b1r6nv4q56lf212a1t214saqd4cditm772@4ax.com...
    > On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 18:53:20 GMT, "Joe Burke" <jburke1NOSPAM@twcny.rr.com>
    > chose to add this to the great equation of life, the universe, and
    > everything:
    >
    > >"David S" <dwstreeter@att.net> wrote in message
    > >news:1ij1nvche59nepbj8791ttemt585c4bihg@4ax.com...
    > >> On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 04:26:32 GMT, "Joe Burke"

    <jburke1NOSPAM@twcny.rr.com>
    > >> chose to add this to the great equation of life, the universe, and
    > >> everything:
    > >>
    > >> >40 degree weather is shorts weather, its not that cold. when it gets

    down to
    > >> >about 40 below, then you can cry (hope your eyeballs don't freeze.)
    > >>
    > >> You must live in Minnesoder.

    > >
    > >No, I'm way up on the Canadian border in New York. So close, I can see
    > >canada right across the river.

    >
    > Almost as bad.


    On the bright side, they don't bill me for roaming on the Bell Mobility
    towers along the border. Sometimes they even forget to subtract the calls
    from my minutes. Its about a 50/50 chance I won't see that call on my bill
    at all.

    Joe
  6. VZW Guy

    VZW Guy Guest

    I figured I Got it wrong too... I was thinking McGyver, but I couldnt
    decide..

    --
    Statements made by me are of my opinion and knowledge, and do not
    express those by Verizon Wireless(R).
    Any information I give is subject to change without notice, and may not
    be completely accurate.


    "Rebecca" <rwagaman@NOSPAMrcn.com> wrote in article
    <bkkst6$cg8$1@bob.news.rcn.net>:
    >
    > "VZW Guy" <vzwguy2004@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > news:vmmrsv637gr6de@corp.supernews.com...
    > > McGiver??? Did Mcdonalds start GIVING stuff away?? lol
    > > just joking with yall on the spelling.. I think its McGuyver
    > >

    >
    > MacGyver, even.
    >
    > (all you ever wanted to know - http://epguides.com/macgyver/)
    >
    > Cheers,
    > Rebecca, spelling maven
    >
    >


    [posted via phonescoop.com]

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